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Ok voor alle nederlands lezenden; JAMMER JOH, ik ga verder in het engels want de cravings are getting worse and worse and fucking worse.

Yesterday I was like: "well ok I can sit this month out, there's plenty of time to make up my mind about whether I should get back to the game". But yesterdays comment kinda stuck. Best. Game. Ever. S'true, you know. It is. Not as in most innovative, nooo. But looking at the sheer size of the game and the amount of (repetitive) things to do, it's a goddamn behemoth of complete fucking epic size. This is Oblivion on viagra and you fucking know it.

One more interesting fact me and the missus found out over the years; the game's areas are so well designed that you know precisely where you are after a while, just by looking at your surroundings. And I don't mean in what area, I mean in what specific sub-area in that area. Non-believers will scoff at this statement or claim that other games do this too.

SURE

Name me one open world free roaming rpg that delivers the goods better. EVE? Hell no, looks the same everwhere and all that changes graphically is your dick - sorry spaceship. Same star systems over and over. And the fact that all interaction looks like a MOTHERFUCKING EXCEL FILE ain't helping either. Let the cocksuckers at SA / Goonswarm rub their peens against their massive titanium hulls, you're not impressing me.

So, let's have a look at fantasy based rivals. LOTRO? Never played it. Tell me why I should and I'll get back to you. I'll leave it open for now but the fact i couldnt be arsed to even trial it says something i guess.

CONAN? umm, they're merging servers as we speak. Word to the fucking wise:
JUST BECAUSE A BUNCH OF LOUD MOUTHED MORONS ON BLIZZARD FORAMZ SAY WOW SUCKS AND IS HALF BAKED DOESNT MAKE A GAME WITHOUT ENDGAME OR CHALLENGES A COMPETITOR TO THE NUMBER ONE.

WARHAMMER then. I played it, it's pretty good BUT.I needed a fatter pc to get some frames out of it and I dont want a fatter pc so i turned down the graphics and I got caught up in a sort of brown grey land of flakes and umm..stuff. The game itself was basically wow so that was good. RvR was a good addition to the game, so were the area objectives or whatever they where called; I even think the areas were phased like Blizz did in WotLK. Awesome game but no more so than the big W. And I have no time for one mmorpg, let alone two.

That means WoW wins. WoW is the game that took me by the balls and refuses to let go. It's the MMO rottweiler, if you will. I miss my toons, my auctions, the torchfire in IF or the mindless "Anal" spammage in /2. I miss boosting mates, pugging raids and hanging out in Ironforge/Shattrah/Dalaran talking shit to people I don't know.

Just 19 more days, and then I can get back to my second life.

Oh yeah I missed that one. Ok here goes:

SECOND LIFE

LOL