Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Meet Koud Bier

Meet my new pride and joy in the game of Warhammer Age of Reckoning: Koud, the Chaos chosen, champion of the northern wastelands and lover of heavy armor. Also a great fan of the colour yellow.



I've tried almost all classes in WAR up to around rank 8-10, but I think I'll stick with Koud for a while. He is rank 8 now, and I've devised a cunning plan to level him up. Instead of moving through the storyline, doing quests in a certain area and moving on to the adjacent one, I'm grinding Public Quests in all areas of my level (so that's the High vs Dark elves, Greenskins vs Dwarfs and Chaos vs Empire chapters)

Every chapter contains three Public Quests that drop Da Fat Lewtz, and usually I can solo one of them (the easy one, yeah) These PQ's also grant you influence, which kinda works like reputation in WoW, apart from the fact it takes three hours to max one out instead of three months. And no furbolgs are harmed (so far, anyway). These influence rewards are pretty good for their level as well.

So that's how Koud rolls. He also is a fanatical Cultivist, which is like an activist with plants. That's right, big and tough champion of Chaos cares for little plants. He nourishes them to full fruition and watches them grow, and flower. He makes sure the soil is perfect, that the moisture levels are juuust right and that all his little sprouts get the sunlight they need.

And then he rips them out of the ground to grind them up and make potions and dyes out of them. It's how he rolls. He has posters of Arthas in his bedroom as well.When he reaches level -I mean rank- 20, he will venture to the Inevitable City and purchase himself a last name, Bier. From then on, he shall be known as Koud Bier.

That is probably only funny for Dutch readers.

3 comments:

  1. Also phear his evil twin: Lauw Bier!

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  2. Lauw has been made by the way, a female sorcerer because REAL MEN PLAY ELFS

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